Vol. 1. Chap. 615
Santa & Myth’s Claus!
Once I Believed with All My Heart!
Mom and Audrey Sure Played Their Part!
I Was Bamboozled as a Youth!
Kept In the Dark! Blind to the Truth!
Imagine a Sweet Kid Like Me
Fed a Diet of Pure Hooey,
Complete with Intricate Detail!
A Tale Like That Could Never Fail
To Hook My Whole Generation!
Soon We Joined the Veneration
Of Some Judgmental Jolly Guy
Who Made It His Business to Spy
On Kids Tryin' to be a Kid!
He Bragged ‘bout Seein' All We Did!
You Say Paranoiacs Abound
I Wonder How They Spread Around?
Thinking, I Reached This Conclusion,
No Harm Came from This Delusion!
Perhaps My Kids, Most Likely Aud’s
Are Next Served Up to Santa Claus!
We Love You Santa!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!
Love~Grampa
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