March Comes In!

 

 

Vol. 1 Chap. 626 

 

March Comes In! 

 

 

We’ve All Heard About the Lion  

March Comes in Like and I’m Die'n 

To Just One Time Spy This Maned King 

Walk Down the Street Doing His Thing! 

You Think Our Traffic Moves Slow Now 

Inject a Lion and See How 

Our Stop & Go is Solid Stop! 

The King Charges Ten Bucks a Pop 

For Selfies Where He Drapes His Arm 

Over Your Shoulder! What’s the Harm? 

He’s So Pleasant! How He Greets Ya! 

It’s Not Like He’s Gunna Eat Ya! 

Celebrities with Pea Size Brains 

Snuggle Close to the Lion’s Manes! 

Keep Up with Each Kardashian 

Let Him Check Your Arteries and 

 

He’ll Let You Check His Dental Work! 

When Did His Smile Twist to a Smirk? 

He’s Got Dark Eyes That Hypnotize! 

He Sure Moved Fast, Given His Size! 

 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All! 

 

Love~Grampa 

Having Trouble!

 

Vol. 1 Chap. 625

      Having Trouble! 

 

 

Of America’s First Eighteen 

Presidents, I’m Shocked to Have Seen 

Twelve Owned Slaves at Some Point in Time! 

Eight Owned Slaves in Office and I’m 

 

Having Trouble Reconciling 

Their Greatness as I’m Compiling 

One List Shows They Served Their Country! 

Other Shows They Kept Folks Un~Free!

 

They Never Broke the Laws of Man! 

These Men Knew Better Than Most Can, 

All Men Are Created Equal! 

Men and Women … Needs No Prequel! 

 

I Know Folks Are Complicated! 

And I Know I Would Have Hated 

Any System Where I was Owned, 

Where Whippings and Worse Were Condoned! 

 

They Never Broke the Laws of Man! 

But Oh My God, I Ask, How Can 

A Land That Values Liberty, 

Reconcile Such Hypocrisy? 

 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All! 

 

Love~Grampa