Easter in Ukraine!

 

 

Vol. 1 Chap. 633 

 

 

Easter in Ukraine! 

 

Will There Be Easter in Ukraine 

Amid War's Sorrows and Its Pain? 

Have Services Been Suspended 

Til the Insanity’s Ended? 

 

Hard to Imagine Where Bombs Fall 

Any Gathering’s Safe at All! 

Add the Butcher of Syria 

And All the Lies Putin Tells Ya 

 

Security’s a Memory! 

Mad Men are Hunting Faux Nazis 

In Ukraine Where Their Brave Leader  

Is Jewish! You Buy It, Reader? 

Mr. Putin, You’re a Liar! 

Hope Your Eight Mile Convoy Gets Mired 

Runs Out of Food! Runs Out of Fuel! 

But Can’t Outrun the Fate That You’ll 

 

Face Along with Your Cruel Henchmen 

Once Order is Restored Again! 

Will There be Easter in Ukraine? 

Once That Nation Will Wins Peace, Again! 

 

 

Long Live Ukraine!

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All! 

 

 

Love~Grampa 

Apologies to Zero Mostel!

Vol. 1 Chap. 632 

 

 

Apologies to Zero Mostel! 

 

 

You Get the Feeling Someone’s Sad? 

You Get the Feeling Someone’s Glad? 

You Get the Feeling That It Might 

Somehow Be Related to Height? 

 

Well Give Yourself a Big Gold Star! 

Go Tell the World How Right You Are! 

My House Has Seen a Cosmic Shift! 

It’s Like I’ve Been Given That Gift 

That I’ve Wanted Since I Was Small, 

“Please God! Please God, Can I Be Tall?” 

Prayed Like That Fiddler on the Roof! 

I’m Serious! This Ain't No Goof! 

You Who Made Lion and the Lamb 

You Decree I Am What I Am 

Would It Spoil Some Vast, Grand Cabal 

If I Were a Statuesque Gal? 

 

And I’m Quite Sure No One’s Thinking 

Mom’s Height’s Maxed Out. Now She’s Shrinking! 

‘Sides, It Should Come as No Surprise, 

There’s More to Mom Than Meets the Eyes! 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All! 

 

Love~Grampa