The Non~Conformist's Uniform

  

Vol. 1  Chap. 609

 

 

     The Non~Conformist's Uniform! 

 

 

          George Washington Had Betsy Ross 

          To Sew Uniforms, Maybe Toss 

          In the Colony's Stars and Bars,

          Without Which George Just Can't Win Wars! 

 

          Rugged Individualist 

          Audrey Rarely Needs an Assist! 

          Her New Jeans, They Cost Her Plenty! 

          Imagine My Surprise When She 

 

          Said, “Help Me Rip These ‘Cross the Knees!” 

          She Repeated Her Plea with “Please!” 

          Though I Never Set Out to Be 

          The Anti~Betsy Ross, That’s Me! 

 

          “Big Sister, Here You’ve Handed Me 

          Perfectly Fine Jeans, As You See! 

          You Sure I Should Decimate'm? 

          Make It Look Like Huge Moths Ate'm?” 

 

          “That’s How Us Non~Conformist's Dress! 

          It’s Part of How We All Express 

          Our Individuality! 

          No Lemmings Here!  We All Think Free!” 

 

 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All! 

 

 

Love~Grampa 

The Divine Equine!

  

 

Vol. 1  Chap. 608 

 

 

             The Divine Equine! 

 

 

 

                The Way to Make a Small Fortune 

                Is Show Up Rich!  Buy a Horse, Soon 

                Between Feed, Up~Keep, Stable Rent, 

                You’ll Find Most of Your Fortune’s Spent! 

 

                In Dreams I Own Horses Plenty! 

                In Dreams Money Grows from My Tree! 

                I Love Horses and They Love Me! 

                But Owning Them I Just Don’t See 

 

                That Happening!  Takes More Than Love! 

                Probably Some Convergence of 

                The Right Numbers in Power~Ball! 

                Don’t See That Happening at All! 

 

                Horse Owners Up and Down the Coast 

                Know It’s True!  I Don’t Mean to Boast! 

                Horses Who Spend Their Time with Me 

                Act Loving and Act More Gently! 

 

                Happens Each Time I Brush a Horse 

                Or Listen to a Horse’ Discourse; 

                A Calm Envelopes Each of Us! 

                Waves of Serenity Reach Us! 

 

 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!

 

 

Love~Grampa