The Non~Conformist's Uniform

  

Vol. 1  Chap. 609

 

 

     The Non~Conformist's Uniform! 

 

 

          George Washington Had Betsy Ross 

          To Sew Uniforms, Maybe Toss 

          In the Colony's Stars and Bars,

          Without Which George Just Can't Win Wars! 

 

          Rugged Individualist 

          Audrey Rarely Needs an Assist! 

          Her New Jeans, They Cost Her Plenty! 

          Imagine My Surprise When She 

 

          Said, “Help Me Rip These ‘Cross the Knees!” 

          She Repeated Her Plea with “Please!” 

          Though I Never Set Out to Be 

          The Anti~Betsy Ross, That’s Me! 

 

          “Big Sister, Here You’ve Handed Me 

          Perfectly Fine Jeans, As You See! 

          You Sure I Should Decimate'm? 

          Make It Look Like Huge Moths Ate'm?” 

 

          “That’s How Us Non~Conformist's Dress! 

          It’s Part of How We All Express 

          Our Individuality! 

          No Lemmings Here!  We All Think Free!” 

 

 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All! 

 

 

Love~Grampa