I'm Perplexed!

 

Vol. 1 Chap. 661 

 

 

 

I’m Perplexed! 

 

 

I’m Used to Seeing Aud Outdoors! 

She Loves Hiking! Often Explores 

Nature and Her Awesome Bounties! 

So Was This Real or a Dream Tease? 

I Went to Bed the Normal Time! 

Never Thinkin’ ‘Bout the Next Rhyme! 

Next Thing I Know I’ve Got Cocoa 

Looking at Audrey, Don’t Cha Know? 

 

Who Talks That Way? Sounds Like My Voice! 

A Twig Snaps! “Did You Hear That Noise?” 

I Specs to See a Grizzly Bear! 

But Me and Aud are Standing Here 

 

In Some Huge Granite Monolith! 

This Chimney’s Tall! It’s Got Huge Width! 

Aud Pushed the Back Wall Hard and Next … 

She’s Indoors Knitting! I’m Perplexed! 

"I Tape Each Word in Lecture Hall! 

Knitting Helps Me Hear and Recall 

New Facts Become Memorable 

As I Knit Hats and Scarves of Wool!" 

 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All! 

 

Love~Grampa 

  

 

 

Irrational Numbers!

 

Vol. 1 Chap. 660 

 

 

Irrational Numbers! 

 

 

 

Think Eighth Graders Irrational? 

Of Course We Are! Look Closer Pal! 

For Years Math Has Been Logical! 

One, Two, Three ... Chronological! 

 

Geometry’s For Building Homes 

And Bridges, Even Super Domes! 

Algebra’s For Setting Prices, 

Catching Balls and Adding Spices! 

 

None of That’s So Esoteric 

That We’re Sent on Some Barbaric, 

Insane Rage of Sheer Destruction 

Triggered By the Introduction 

 

Of Those Irrational Numbers! 

I Tell Ya, Nothing Encumbers 

A Class’s Love for All Things STEM 

Than When We Have to Study Them! 

 

Don’t Like Dealing with Teenage Angst? 

Irrational Numbers to Thank! 

You Want Us Teens to Lose the Wrath? 

Give Us Back Sane Digits in Math! 

 

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All! 

 

Love~Grampa