Wisdom of the Ages!

Vol. 1  Chap. 448

   Wisdom of the Ages!

You Can Learn a Lot From Old Folks!

More Even Than Grampa’s Bad Jokes!

It’s Our Grampa Who Taught Us That

We Should Never Baptize a Cat!

Grampa Seems to Know Ev’ry Trick!

Felt Tip Markers Aren’t Good Lipstick!

Texas Grampas Quick to Pass On,

Don’t Ever Squat With Your Spurs On!

Should School Send Home a Bad Report,

You’ve Got This as Your Last Resort,

Wait Till Mom’s Deep in Her Phone Call

Then Flash It Fast!   Stay Safe Y’all!

Don’t Trust Your Dog to Guard Dessert!

That Dog’s Jaws Just Can’t Stay Inert!

Never Eat Prunes Before a Date!

Those Consequences You WILL Hate!

I Know From My Experience

There’s One Grampa Trick That’s Intense!

Trust Me, the Odor Will Linger,
If You Pull Your Grampa’s Finger!

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!

Love~Grampa                   (Sept. 29, 2018)