Vol. 1 Chap. 551
Animal Groups!
Animal Groups Have Special Names!
For Most, It is Their Claims to Fame!
Here’s a Sample of How It Goes:
“Obstinacy”? … That’s Buffaloes!
We Know Whales Travel in a “Pod”!
But Don’t Ya Think It’s Kinda Odd
That Baboons, When They’re in a Press,
Are Actually a “Congress”!
Owl Groups We Call a “Parliament”!
Poor Pandas, an “Embarrassment”!
Giraffes Logic’ly, a “Tower”!
A “Shrewdness” of Apes!
That’s Power!
So ‘Course This Got Me to Thinkin’
In a World Where Ev’ry Stinkin’
Genus Has a Collective Name
Should Red~Haired Girls Receive the Same
Courtesy? Like, May I
Propose
Henceforth, Our Group Be Called a “Rose”?
But If You Don’t Find That Catching,
We’d Accept a Simple, “Fetching”!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!
Love~Grampa
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