Vol. 1 Chap 596
Weather Woes!
Out West a Monarch Butterfly
Flaps Her Lithe Wings, Starts an Outcry!
Some Say That Simply By Flapping
Weather Patterns She's Re~Mapping!
Arizona’s Painted Desert
She Sits Quite Still, Yet Some Assert
The Way She Spreads Her Oven Heat
Is Proof Soon We’ll Be Red, Raw Meat!
Mid~Western Gassy Cows Don’t Care,
Cow Farts Come from the Dairy Air!
That Congress Woman from New York
Shouts, “Save the Ozone! Eat More Pork!”
In the Sand Dunes of Old Cape Cod,
The Plover Thinks It’s a Tad Odd
He Rushes Here and There and Back
Yet Still the Jet Stream Stays Intact!
This World’s Got Problems, That’s for Sure!
Blaming Insects, Sands, Cows Won’t Cure
Any Strange Weather Vexations!
Drive Less! Walk, Bike! Save All Nations!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!
Love~Grampa
