Vol. 1 Chap. 595
Texas Tim Turns Sixteen!
When You’re a Teen and You Just Got
Your Learner’s Permit, That is Not
The Kind’a Look That You Can Hide!
It’s Your Time Now to Drive That Ride!
Ever Since Our Tim Was Younger
This Brave Lad Sated His Hunger
To Spend His Time In Outer Space!
Our Tim Still Trains With Style and Grace!
Football Tim Thought of Turning Pro,
Till J.J. Watt Plead, “Please Tim, No!”
“This Sport’s Tough Enough as It Is!
“You Join, We Must Find Other Biz!”
His Neighbors Speak of Tim with Pride!
And Ev’ry Time He Steps Inside
His Local Burger Eatery
Tim’s Portrait Hangs for All to See!
So Join Us, All You Buckaroos
We Salute Cousin Tim and Choose
To Embarrass Him Just a Tad,
This New Sixteen~Year~Old Great Lad!
Happy 16th Birthday Timothy!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!
Love~Grampa
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