Morris ... Wyatt Morris ... Turns 12!

Vol. 1  Chap. 483

Morris … Wyatt Morris … Turns 12!

              Now That Daniel Craig’s Getting’ Old,

              We Have a Plan That’s Somewhat Bold!

              Cousin Wyatt, Sidekick Zilla,

              Could Star In the Next Bond Thriller!

              He’s a Master of Disguises!

              Looks Great With One or Two Eye~es!

              A Black Belt in Ten Martial Arts!

              Resourceful ‘Nuff to Fix Bust’ Parts!

              You Want Dashing, Debonair,

              With Just a Touch of Spikey Hair?

              The Cam’ra Loves Him, As Do We!

              Audiences Will Too, You’ll See!

              "The Name’s Morris … Wyatt Morris!"

              In His Wake, Hear the Chorus

              Of Swooning Teens and Tweens and Such!

              Medics Treat Those Who Swoon Too Much!

              Us Bond Girls Know, the One True Tell

              That Tips You Off, He’ll Treat You Well,

              Check Out How He Treats His Mother!

              He Loves … Feeds Her … Like No Other!

                    Happy 12^th Birthday, Wyatt!

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!

Love~Grampa