If Pammy and Grammy Were Twins!
If Pammy and Grammy were Twins,
Would it be Trouble They'd Get In?
The Trees That They'd Climb,
The Giggling Times,
If Pammy and Grammy Were Twins!
Step One, We'd Have Grammy Subtract
A Whole Lot of Years; Why in Fact,
Backwards Time Travel,
Wondrous Marvel,
Makes Young Kids of Old Folks Like That!
Step Two, We'd Have Pam Introduce
Her "New Twin" to All of Her Youth:
There's Gina and Rocha,
And David and Won't Ya
See Terry Fit Into That Group?
Amazing How These Kids Now Look
To Terry; the Kid Knows What Cooks.
She's Got Every Trick
To Avoid Being Hit,
And Every Excuse in the Book!
So Now When One
of Them Screws Up,
Forget Groundings. Simply Look Up
The New Twin of Pammy,
Who Used to be Grammy ...
Kid Terry, Who Almost Grew Up!
Love-Dad
(Here's How Poems Looked When Your Mommy Was a Girl!)
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!
Love~Grampa (May 16, 1989)
