If Pammy and Grammy Were Twins! Vol 1 Chap 37 (a/k/a How Poems Looked When Your Mommy Was a Girl!)

        
        If Pammy and Grammy Were                                        Twins!

                If Pammy and Grammy were Twins,

                Would it be Trouble They'd Get In?

                The Trees That They'd Climb,

                The Giggling Times,

                If Pammy and Grammy Were Twins!

                Step One, We'd Have Grammy Subtract

                A Whole Lot of Years; Why in Fact,

                Backwards Time Travel,

                Wondrous Marvel,

                Makes Young Kids of Old Folks Like That!

                Step Two, We'd Have Pam Introduce

                Her "New Twin" to All of Her Youth:

                There's Gina and Rocha,

                And David and Won't Ya

                See Terry Fit Into That Group?

                Amazing How These Kids Now Look

                To Terry; the Kid Knows What Cooks.

                She's Got Every Trick

                To Avoid Being Hit,

                And Every Excuse in the Book!

                So Now When One of Them Screws Up,

                Forget Groundings.  Simply Look Up

                The New Twin of Pammy,

                Who Used to be Grammy ...

                Kid Terry, Who Almost Grew Up!

Love-Dad

(Here's How Poems Looked When Your Mommy Was a Girl!)

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!

Love~Grampa                   (May 16, 1989)