A Cosmic Shift!
Ya Know, I’m All of Six Years Old!
Survive by Doin’ What I’m Told!
That’s Easy, Cuz My Mom’s in Charge!
She Gets to Rule Because She's Large!
Mom’s the Boss! The Big Kahuna!
Disobey Mom? Man I’d Soon’a
Stick My Hand in a Live Bee Hive!
Neither One Helps Me to Survive!
My Mom’s Not Some Scary Ogre
With Snaggly Fangs and Death’s Odor!
See, Mom’s Axshly Quite Good Looking!
A Kindly Queen, Fit For a King!
Yet Audrey’s Caused a Cosmic Shift,
As Her Growth Has Come So Darn Swift!
Shot Up Past Our Mom Late One Night!
Now Each Day Audrey’s Adding Height!
Now Each Day Audrey’s Adding Height!
This New Reality’s Stinking!
I'm Not Sure If Mom is Shrinking!
She Doesn’t Pose Next to Audrey!
So Who’s In Charge? Hey, Don’t Ask Me!
So Who’s In Charge? Hey, Don’t Ask Me!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!
Love~Grampa (Jan. 9, 2016)
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