Hugger~Mugger!

Vol 1   Chap 83

                  Hugger~Mugger!

               Call Her Iz or Call Her Bella!

               Neither Tells the Story, Fella!

               Oh Sure, She Looks All Innocent!

               But That’s Because You Never Went

               And Watched TV With Fresh Popped Corn

               When Out of Nowhere With No Warn

               BAM!   Pop Corn’s Flying Everywhere!

               On Bonez, the Floor, In Both Our Hair!

               Hey, Hey, My Name is Audrey Mae!

               My Kamikaze Sister’s Day

               Is Spent Plotting To Spring Her Trap

               When I’m Relaxed, Laid Back, Then … WHAP!

               A Hugger~Mugger’s Who She Is!

               This Sweet One You Know As “My Iz!”

               She’ll Strike Any Hour, Day Or Night!

               You’d Be Surprised!   Her Bear Hug’s Tight!

               From Behind With Your Arms Pinned Close

               Your Neck Can Feel Her Slimy Nose!

               That’s When the Hugger~Mugger’s Heard!

               “Love-ou!!!”  Love-ou!!!”  Her Only Word!

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!

Love~Grampa                   (Oct. 1, 2011)