Monster Patrol!
Don't Shake! Don't Quake! Don't Fear! I'm Near!
That's Why No Monsters Come Near Here!
Should Any Monster Stray This Way,
He's Waltzed Into His Final Day!
In All the Days Since I've Been Born,
Not One Monster Has Ever Torn
A San Diegan Limb From Limb!
Monsters Fear What I'll Do to Them!
"Cyber Guard Bella, Reporting!
"No Signs of Sea Serpents Snorting!
"No Fire Breathing Reptilians!
"All Quiet on the Western Sands!"
I Wield a Mighty Light Saber!
All Day Protecting Each Neighbor!
That's What Captain Audrey Demands!
This Guard Obeys All Her Commands!
'Magine a Monster So Crazy,
He'd Axshly Want to Challenge Me!
Could He Not Know That When I'm Through ...
We'll Have a Monster Bar'B'Que!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!
Love~Grampa (Aug. 31, 2013)
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