The Drain Monster ~ Chapter One!
Amazing Any Young Girl Sleeps,
When You Consider All That Creeps
And Tries To Eat Her Toes and Brain!
The Worst? Those Monsters in the Drain!
All Adults Say They Don't Exist!
No Matter How Much Kids Insist!
Twas That Way In Our Home Until
The Drain Monster Gave Mom a Chill!
Mom Thought She'd Give Her Hands a Scrub!
She Faced the Sink! Back to the Tub!
There Rose, I'm Thinkin', Ten Feet Tall!
Scariest Monster of Them All!
Hey, Hey, My Name is Audrey Mae!
Do You Think Our Mom Ran Away
Mom Rose Up Fifteen Feet, I Think!
Then Wrestled That Guy To the Sink!
Mommy Let Out a Fearsome Roar!
She Threw Toe Muncher Out the Door!
She Grabbed Us! "There's No Need to Fret!"
I Fret 'bout Who Mom Ain't Met Yet!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!
Love~Grampa (Oct. 6, 2012)
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