1-800-Tooth~Fairy!

Vol. 1  Chap. 385

 1-800-Tooth~Fairy!

I Love My Teeth, Each One of Them!

But My Mouth's Like an ATM!

Knock Out a Tooth!   It's Not Scarey!

Then Call Your Local Tooth Fairy!

Who Knew K-9s Lived In My Mouth?

Not Talkin' Dogs That Guard the House!

Then There's Incisors and Molars!
Tooth Fairies Make Kids High Rollers!

Most Second Graders and All Thirds,

We're Flush With Dough!   In Other Words,

The Golden Rule's Our Fav'rite Tool!

The Girl With the Gold Makes the Rule!

Enamel is My Stock and Trade!

Long as It Holds, I've Got It Made!

Think Of Each Possibility

When You're Rich Just Like Little Me!

My Posse All Loves Taylor Swift!

Let's Travel Like Her!   Get My Drift?

First Day of School, We Make the Scene

In My Chauffeured Stretch Limousine!

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!

Love~Grampa               (July 15, 2017)