Our Resolution Store!
We've Manned Our Resolution Store,
Ready to Help You All Once More,
Find Some Workable Solutions
To Keeping New Resolutions!
With Audrey as Your New Year's Coach
You'll Learn Her Guaranteed Approach
To Both Making AND to Keeping
Resolutions Sans the Weeping!
Bathing Suit Sprout a Bulge or Two?
Coach Audrey Shows You What to Do!
Bulges Shrink and Confidence Grows!
You'll Strut with Sand Between Your Toes!
Why Just This Week a Customer
Came In Askin' If We'd Help Her
Teach Her Dog How to Not Pass Gas!
Bad Example! We Took a Pass!
Thirty~Nine Ninety~Nine Gets You
A Host of Goals That You Can Do
To Become Trim, Healthy and Smart!
We Just Don't Do Those Dogs That Fart!
Happy New Year Everybody!!!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y'All!
Love~Grampa (Dec. 31, 2016)
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