Outdoor Cuisine Rules!

Vol. 1  Chap. 326

 Outdoor Cuisine Rules!

Dining Room Table Gathers Dust!
The TV Remote’s Mired in Rust!

And No One Seems to Really Mind,
Cuz We’re More the Outdoorsy Kind!

This Law of Cuisine You Can’t Buck:

Ice Cream Tastes Better From the Truck!

Nature Flavors Each Lick and Chew!
That’s Why We All Love Barbeque!

Seems Ever Since I Was a Kid,

Eating Outdoors is What We Did!

Fresh Air, I Think, Improves the Taste!

Cellulite Skips Your Hips and Waste!

No Meal Can’t Be Improved Upon
By Simply Dining on Your Lawn,

Or Your Veranda, Or Your Pool!

Poolside Dining is Ultra Cool!

It Helps to Have a Mom Who Rates

Outdoor Meals Over Washing Plates!

This Thought Just Entered My Noggin!

Gives Mom Time to Get a Jog In!

Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!

Love~Grampa                     (May 28, 2016)