A~P~B!*
Attention All Patrol Cars Please!
Suspects Stealing Christmas Cookies!
Stealing Peanut Butter Blossoms
Just Like Your Grampa Baked, Awesome!
They’re Stealing Toll House Chocolate Chip!
Some Have Walnuts! Some You Can Dip!
From Right Under the Baker’s Nose,
They’re Disappearing! Our Plainclothes
Crack Squads Are All Salivating
To Capture Who’s Been De~Plating
Such Aromatic, Tasty Treats!
Be Alert Patrolling Your Beats!
Thefts Are in the Vicinity
Of the DeMers! Let’s End This Spree!
If Not, When Those Sweet Gingers Wake,
They’ll Be No Proof Their Mom Did Bake!
So Rally Troops! It’s Batter Up!
I Want These Perps in Our Line~Up!
Course DeMers Girls Would Never Rob …
... Or Could This Be an Inside Job?
* (APB: Police Lingo for Audrey plus Bella)
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!
Love~Grampa (Dec. 16, 2017)
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