You’re How Old?
Our Mom, the Nurse Practitioner
Precisely Knows the Dose To Cure!
Perhaps OJ, a Few Liters,
Or Meds Dosed in Centimeters!
Marathons Run in L.A. Glitz
Or in the Mud, Mom Knows Her Splits!
She’s Calculated Head Wind Speeds …
What Pace She’ll Need to Set P.B.s!
Our Mom, Our Crew’s Fav’rite Hostess,
Always Figures, Cuz She’s Focused
On Allergies and Their Effect!
Avoid Certain Foods That Could Wreck
Our Otherwise Glorious Nights!
Mom Calculates So There’s No Frights!
But Seems Mom’s Brain Disengages
Each Time She’s Asked What Her Age Is!
A Hundred Approaches We Took!
Answers Come Back … Gobbledy~Gook!
Fort Knox is Easier to Breach
Than Finding What Age Mom Will Reach!
Happy (Secret) Birthday Mom!
Your Grampa Sure Loves Y’All!
Love~Grampa (May 5, 2018)
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